happyinchintz72 prompted: Kurt and Blaine cuddling with Margaret Thatcher Dog

ohmygodstopit:

Kurt wriggles and arches his back, unfurling an arm from around Blaine’s waist to dig around underneath himself.

“What the hell am I lying on?”

“My bed?” Blaine offers, shuffling closer to compensate for Kurt’s fidgeting, sliding two fingers through one of Kurt’s belt loops and pressing his warm body into his side.

“Very clever, Blaine,” Kurt deadpans, still searching amongst the sheets for the lump that’s been prodding at his spine since they kicked their shoes off and flopped onto Blaine’s mattress ten minutes ago for a Sunday afternoon of doing absolutely nothing. “No, there’s something… bumpy… ha!” he chirps triumphantly, closing his fingers around the soft intrusion and whisking it out in front of Blaine’s face.

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(Source: colfercriss, via waltzy)

The difference between bees and wasps.
  • Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
  • Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

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4. because of the layers

There’s a million other girls who do it just like you, looking as innocent as possible to get to who?
pleatedjeans:

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You thought that you could get to my bestfriend? Without a script your game is lacking.
That hurt.
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(Source: settleforbeingnothing, via blameitoncrisscolfer)